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And the brigade of Spartan helmets above the bullpen bench did their job to perfection.
Spartan helmets?
The Mariners’ often-goofy band of relief pitchers has acquired an assortment of props for the pomp and ceremony that takes place nightly in the bullpen. Among them are three Spartan helmets.
When Johnson’s long fly carried over the fence to break a 1-1 tie, the ball bounced off the roof of the bullpen bench, which in turn caused one of the helmets to fall.
Crisis? Hardly.
“Nothing hurt,” reliever Chris Jakubauskas said. “That’s what it’s there for.”
Come again?
Basically, the helmets are placed in a spot on the roof over the bullpen bench so they overlook the field. In a symbolic way, they attract all that’s good for the Mariners and repel evil.













